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What dya think of my spell-checker?
I hav a spelling checker, It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite - Its rarely ever wrong.
I’ve scent this massage threw it, And I’m shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh; My checker tolled me sew.
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42 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Jerrold H Zar!! I've scene this be four, its good... there is more though....
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to bee a joule
The checker poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Be fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of none eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware for pea seas,
And why I brake in two averse
By righting wants too pleas.
- jimporaryLv 41 decade ago
One in the eye for all those crabbits who keep on telling people to use the spellchecker! Makes the point nicely. Have a star.
- millyLv 41 decade ago
Yes your spelling is spot on, the meaning is a tad suspect. Your gramma is not doing so well though is she?
- 1 decade ago
Too much work for us dumb heads tha sat here and read it only not to laugh. Gode trie throw
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
i think the battery has gone on that one of yours.
Good one though, definitely worth a star
- Anonymous1 decade ago
My eyes are crossed & I have a migraine, phew, imaginative though, lol