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What dya think of my spell-checker?

I hav a spelling checker, It came with my pea see.

It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the era rite - Its rarely ever wrong.

I’ve scent this massage threw it, And I’m shore your pleased too no

Its letter prefect in every weigh; My checker tolled me sew.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Jerrold H Zar!! I've scene this be four, its good... there is more though....

    A checker is a bless sing,

    It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

    And aides me when aye rime.

    Each frays come posed up on my screen

    Eye trussed to bee a joule

    The checker poured o'er every word

    To cheque sum spelling rule.

    Be fore a veiling checkers

    Hour spelling mite decline,

    And if were lacks or have a laps,

    We wood be maid to wine.

    Butt now bee cause my spelling

    Is checked with such grate flare,

    Their are know faults with in my cite,

    Of none eye am a wear.

    Now spelling does knot phase me,

    It does knot bring a tier.

    My pay purrs awl due glad den

    With wrapped words fare as hear.

    To rite with care is quite a feet

    Of witch won should be proud.

    And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

    Sew flaws are knot aloud.

    Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

    Such soft ware for pea seas,

    And why I brake in two averse

    By righting wants too pleas.

  • 1 decade ago

    One in the eye for all those crabbits who keep on telling people to use the spellchecker! Makes the point nicely. Have a star.

  • milly
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yes your spelling is spot on, the meaning is a tad suspect. Your gramma is not doing so well though is she?

  • 1 decade ago

    Too much work for us dumb heads tha sat here and read it only not to laugh. Gode trie throw

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  • Foxie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    thats mint, gunna av to giv u star 4 that. im also gunna giv u 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i think the battery has gone on that one of yours.

    Good one though, definitely worth a star

  • 1 decade ago

    eye went e lenk too download this cool spelling checker..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My eyes are crossed & I have a migraine, phew, imaginative though, lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Did you say you had a checker fella?

  • 1 decade ago

    Say whats the big idea

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