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Why when he saw me washing the cucumbers?

did he get excited and throw me on the kitchen floor?

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  • ya-who
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Maybe he wanted the pickle to tickle you instead of you tickling the pickle.

    say that 3 times without stopping.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    if he did that when u cut cucumbers then imagine what he'd do if u gave him a pat on the pat, probably run at u wid a weapon. Buy him his perfect gift, a basket of fruit.

  • Deb S
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Because he wanted the cucumbers saved for the salad!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Probably thinking something with cucumber shape.

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  • Diana
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You are suppose to wash your cucumbers in private silly !!!! lol hmmmmmm ....... I think I will go wash a few cucumbers !!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The way you were stroking the cucumbers turned him on.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He saw you were making a salad and decided he'd rather be makin' bacon.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he was seeing you in a different light

    also he wanted to put some dressing on your salad

  • Doona
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Strange how one thing can lead to another.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because he is an undercover freak.

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