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2 women standing next to the pearly gates....?

Exchanging stories on how they died, the first said "I Froze to death, Once i stopped shaking, i just let go, and died peacefully"

The 2nd said: "I had a massive heart attack, you see, i was convinced that my husband was cheating on me, so one day i came home early and saw my husband naked in bed, but there was no one next to him, so i looked under the bed, but i found no one, so i looked all around the house, for a whole hour, I was so exhausted, i had a heart attack and died."

The 1st one then said: "If you just had looked in the freezer, we would both still be alive".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    i like this one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ahahahahaha......another cheating jokes. good! tell us more!

  • Gina B
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hehehe it was an oldie but still a goodie thanks for reminding me of it.

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