What is your best LIE ever? That you got away with!?

Years ago I was at a restaurant with my girlfriend and another couple. I told the waitress that a certain "well known" food critic was my uncle. I just did it for laughs. Next thing I know, the chef came out to meet us and our meals were on the house!! What started out to be a joke basically turned into a lie...but a tasty one!

Priceless, sweetie. Thanks for sharing. I wish I had something to top that but ...

Truth is, and I'm not really proud of this but, back in highschool, one of my art class-mates asked me what I was going to do when I graduated. She was a real sweetheart when I think back on it and I really feel badly about taking advantage of her gullibility but ... I told her I'd applied for my P.N. license (Public Nuisance). Of course it doesn't exist but I was being me and thought I was being witty. The poor thing believed me. She asked what it cost and I went on with the ruse and told her there was a $25 application fee and it would take 4-6 weeks to be reviewed.

Yes ... I am low ... or was back then.

When I was 17 I was at a party with older friends... they were drinking but I wasn't. Well, we decided to go skinny dipping in the pool, so I took off my clothes and locked them in my car.

When I went back to get my clothes, the doors were locked. Long story short... a friend drove me to my house, so I could pick up my spare set of keys from my dad. It was about 2 am, he opened the door and asked me why I was standing there in a towel... I told him I needed his extra key.

The friend brought me back to my car, and I was able to drive home. The next morning my dad told me about the strangest dream he had that night!! I didn't get in trouble for coming home so late... he REALLY thought it was a dream!! I really got away with it that time!

There are lots of other situations I've gotten myself out of, but I'll keep those to myself. *wink wink*

When I go to the psychiatrist, I always lie about my suicidal thoughts. I know it's not healthy, but I don't wanna be locked up in a cage (psych ward) like some animal. I feel suicidal a lot.

I'm a beginning photographer, and my mom had this really great camera that did awesome close ups. It fell out of my hand and dropped on concrete and it didn't break or anything, but everything was black. I couldn't take anymore pictures. Mind you, this was a $400 camera so I told my mom that it just went black and I couldn't understand why. She believed me but I was still devastated 'cause now I can't take pictures.

Relax, you didn't lie, you missled a bit, but only after he gave you the seat. You did nothing wrong. Had you pretended with intent to get the seat, that would have been bad. But you didn't do that!

I once kicked a guy's a s s at soccer ground later he came with big guys to hit me i said i was not him but his twin and gotta way with that i even played again as the twin

During my senior year of high school I told my mom that my best friend and I were going to the movies. We went bar hopping in Georgetown instead.

told my wife that we were going on the river boat just for fun.. but what i had planed was to re do our wedding voles i had a new ring for her and made sure i packed her Nice's dress.. when she saw the dress she ask me how it got there.. i told her i saw it and though she want it so i pack it then asked her to put it on and were it to dinner.. well we end up having cocktails with the captain then in front of every one i gave her my ring and my love all over again.. she cried and said you lie to me.. i laughed and hugged her and told her i loved her with all my heart.. what a surprise it was to her

I stole some girl's purse and dumped in the gutter because she said cats didn't have feelings. People saw me do it, but no one believed those people over me. Even the girl I stole it from was mad that those people said I did it.