can you make me laugh?

I hope you can ,at least ,have a giggle with this joke.

Joke About education

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grownup and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

Okay here's one. There's 100 blondes and 1 brunette hanging onto a rope for dear life. The rope is over a rocky cliff so if they let go they will die. There are too many people on the rope so someone has to let go. Finally the brunette volunteers and goes into a hearwarming speech about why she'll give her life for the 100 blondes. At the end all the blondes are so touched they all clap. There you go.

Beware - this is a dirty joke: "The white horse fell in the mud!"

Get it - the horse is dirty now!