Another duck joke, funny or not?

A Duck took his girlfriend out for dinner to a top class

restaurant. After finishing the excellent meal the waiter

came over with coffee. As the waiter was leaving the duck

caught his attention. The waiter bent down and the duck

whispered, "Do you sell condoms in this establishment?"

quietly into his ear. "We certainly do." replied the waiter.

"In that case I'll have a pack of three." said the duck.

"Would you like me to put those on your bill?" asked the

waiter.

The duck, looking very offended, replied, "Hey, what do you

think I am, some kind of pervert!".