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I am a 50 year old female Breast Cancer survivor. Suffered with chronic arthritis for years and on 13 th August will finally get a new hip and knee! This is my 2nd attempt to enjoy answers, and if any troll stalks me again then I will depart for good! Edit It's now 2nd October. 6 years ago today I had a mastectomy - read my 360 blog for today! My left hip and knee are settling in nicely, so well in fact vthat on 29th October I will get my new right hip and knee -(gulp)! Yep, once they decide to get the ball rolling they don't hold anything back. I know what to expect now, and it will hurt, but, I will be on the dance floor at Chrimbo! And just a quick note for the sad troll who is stalking me and giving me the thumbs down - get a flipping grip! Haven't you anything better to do? Honestly I will be calling you Billy No Mates in future!
Just a quickie, funny or not?
Scaredy Cat
Two second-graders are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."
39 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoHave we all read the new answers blog ?
The one explaining the reasoning with the new back to front format?
I have input my two pennorth as I really do not like t this way and am fed up of going to bed early with a bad head! What about everyone else, areyou going to respond to Yahoo?
3 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade agoDo you think this is true?
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and
also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and
also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's
speaking English that kills you.
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHow ironic is this?
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
11 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoJoke, funny or not?
The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as "little bells" on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators, unexpectedly.
They also advise the carrying of "pepper spray" in case of an encounter with an alligator. It's also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity and be able to recognize the difference between young alligator and adult alligator droppings.
Young alligator droppings are small, contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper.
16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoSo I have answered my limit for the past 4 days and that should total 120, yet according to my stats it's 116?
The computer has just told me I've answered my limit, so where have the other 4 answers gone then? You know I've been hunkered over the keyboard, tongue firmly stuck between teeth for hours, concentrating on regaining my level 4 status and now I find something or someone is cheating and nicking my answers! Well really..
I get my totals from 20 questions on day 1
20 questions on day 2
40 questions on day 3
40 questions on day 4
Now I know my mind ain't what it was but who has pinched my answers?!? It was bad enough losing my original account but for my answers to go walkies it's getting ridicklus!
8 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade agoLast of the bird's I promise, funny or not?
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand
is to search for water.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What do you get when you put a canary in a blender?
A: Shredded tweet
Q: What does a 500 pound parrot say?
A: Polly wants a cracker - NOW!
8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoI think I'm on a bird theme with the jokes tonight, funny or not?
The Sheriff's Department in Mendocino County came upon a
huge crop of marijuana, illegally grown in the wilds, and
determined that it should be cut down, loaded on trucks
and transported to a remote beach on the coast and burned.
This was accomplished and as the evil weed was being
consumed, great clouds of smoke rose high into the sky.
At this time a large flock of terns, on their annual
migration, passed overhead and through the billowing
clouds of smoke. No tern was left unstoned.
13 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoAnother duck joke, funny or not?
A Duck took his girlfriend out for dinner to a top class
restaurant. After finishing the excellent meal the waiter
came over with coffee. As the waiter was leaving the duck
caught his attention. The waiter bent down and the duck
whispered, "Do you sell condoms in this establishment?"
quietly into his ear. "We certainly do." replied the waiter.
"In that case I'll have a pack of three." said the duck.
"Would you like me to put those on your bill?" asked the
waiter.
The duck, looking very offended, replied, "Hey, what do you
think I am, some kind of pervert!".
19 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago