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I think I'm on a bird theme with the jokes tonight, funny or not?
The Sheriff's Department in Mendocino County came upon a
huge crop of marijuana, illegally grown in the wilds, and
determined that it should be cut down, loaded on trucks
and transported to a remote beach on the coast and burned.
This was accomplished and as the evil weed was being
consumed, great clouds of smoke rose high into the sky.
At this time a large flock of terns, on their annual
migration, passed overhead and through the billowing
clouds of smoke. No tern was left unstoned.
13 Answers
- BlackLv 71 decade ago
Nice one thanks for sharing. Here are a few more.
Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!
Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!
Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they're going cheap!
- 1 decade ago
very funny !!
And then they fell in love.
As they say ." one good tern deserves another ."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Cheep, cheeep, peehc, peehc!
Amusing
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- Mark FLv 51 decade ago
Dude, I was the one who watched it all happen!!
At least, I think that is what I saw...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yep, nearly there now.
- Pete WLv 51 decade ago
Ow!! Ouch!! That one almost killed me! I am still in deep pain - 'tern unstoned'! Please, no more like that today.
PS - I loved it - thanks!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha!!!
