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The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as "little bells" on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators, unexpectedly.

They also advise the carrying of "pepper spray" in case of an encounter with an alligator. It's also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity and be able to recognize the difference between young alligator and adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are small, contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.

Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper.

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  • .
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    LMAO!! I'm in danger of falling off my chair!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Excellent! LOL I'm glad that ther is at least one good place where animals eat people and not the other way around.

  • 1 decade ago

    if an alligator ate a duck would he eat the bill or pay it?

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  • 1 decade ago

    I just snorted diet dr pepper out of my nose. Good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hm funny-ish.

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO hahahahahahhahahahahaha. omg omg i cant breathee!!!!!!! haaaaaahhhhhhhhhaahahah. lmao lmao lmao lmaooooooooo. wowow sooo funny!!!!!! hahahaahahah. wow like 15/10!!!!! niceeeeeee one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah funny

    tricky impressed

    still sincere

    no really iam

    promise you i liked that one

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lol good one, a star for you. keep them coming

  • That's funny =D

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