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Last of the bird's I promise, funny or not?
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand
is to search for water.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What do you get when you put a canary in a blender?
A: Shredded tweet
Q: What does a 500 pound parrot say?
A: Polly wants a cracker - NOW!
8 Answers
- Mark FLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Those are amusing, but I must say that the real reason ostriches have there heads in the sand is because they are tired of putting them in there rear ends.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very amusing. lol. Here are a few more.
What do you call a minor bird accident?
A feather bender.
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Why did the duck go ring-ring?
He got a phone bill.
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What did the little bird say to the big bird?
Peck on someone your own size.
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What do you call a formal dance for ducks?
A fowl ball.
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What kind of ducks rob banks?
Safe quackers.
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Why was the duck unhappy?
His bill was in the mail.
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Why did the pigeon need to get out?
He was cooped up at home all week.
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Which bird does construction work?
The crane!
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Which birds work underground?
Myna (miner) birds.
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What kind of doctor treats a duck?
A quack doctor!
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What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
Fowl weather, of course!
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What holiday is strictly observed by all birds?
Feather's Day!
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Where can birds play professional baseball?
In the mynah leagues!
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How can you tell a miser from his pet canary?
One's a little cheap, but the other's a little cheeper.
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Sitting on a branch overlooking the parking lot, the pigeons watched as a Mercedes pulled
in below them. "What do you think?" one bird said to the other. "Should we put a deposit on that car?"
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Little Harleigh said to her classmate, "Todd, did you read the story about the emperor who bought a nightingale?" Todd shook his head. "Yes," said Harleigh. "He got it for a song!"
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What did the parrot say when she fell in love with the frog?
Polly wants a croaker!
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What would you name a parrot made out of plastic?
Polly-Esther!
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Who belongs to the P.T.A.?
Parrots and teachers!
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How can you tell that birds like shopping at sales?
They're always saying "cheep-cheep".
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What kind of bird digs for coal?
A mynah!
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Why did the duck put its head in the stream?
To liquidate its bill.
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Why did the duck leave the stream?
It had more interest in the bank.
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Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy?
The Canary Islands!
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What kind of fish can you find in a birdcage?
A perch!
- 5 years ago
All the others were old jokes to me, but the last one was a doozy. I will have to remember to tell my friends this one, wish there was more space I'd tell you one that is close to this. A little.
- 1 decade ago
good job.
I especially like the cracker comment !
Sincerely,
Al Sharpton
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