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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Bumper Sticker??

How's this for a bumper sticker, saw it the other day:

I'd rather have a president who screws his intern than screws the COUNTRY.

loved it.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    My favorite is "Somewhere in Texas, a Village is missing its idiot.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Spray the sticker with a lubricant like WD40 and try to peel it off. If this doesn't work....... Soften the adhesive with heat from a blow dryer. Start to peel off a corner of the sticker while continuing to apply heat, or gently scrape off the sticker with a rubber spatula or a putty knife with its metal blade wrapped in duct tape. Do not use a razor blade; it can scratch paint and bumpers. Wipe the remains of the sticker away with a soft, lint-free rag dampened with rubbing alcohol. Buff the bumper or panel with a polishing compound and a fresh coat of wax to complete the job.

  • 1 decade ago

    All depends on your point of view, I guess. Some people might say that the President who screwed his intern also screwed his country. And, his wife would like to follow in his footsteps.

  • 1 decade ago

    How much more can this man do to us... Prey that our troops don't get more screwed then they are already...... keep up the good work soldier. When johnny come marching home again ha rah, he rah... love the saying on the sticker...

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  • AGT
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Amen to that - me too! I personally never cared what Bill Clinton did with his interns (or his cigars for that matter) - figured it was his and Hillary's business, not mine!! To the people who say "but he lied to the Country....." , #1 he never should have even been asked the question - his sex life isn't the "Country's" business and #2 what politician doesn't lie??? Come on now people!! Take care!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    if you call selling nuclear technology and guidance systems to China,handing over the Panama Canal to China control endangering the Western Hemisphere,pushing crack cocaine through the country,robbing the S & L retirement savings acounts and raping woman not screwing the country ... I think they should both be hanged personally ...... funny how at least 3 people who could have testified on him for crimes died.one of "suicide",one of a bullett to the head and one of a heart attack in jail ....

  • 1 decade ago

    Thank God Bush is almost gone.

    Hopefully the end of the war is in near sight as well.

  • 1 decade ago

    With all due respect, this classically demonstrates liberal brainwashing and the illusion that character does not matter.

    It also denies the vast, tremendous number of ways that Clinton screwed our country IN ADDTION to screwing the intern and betraying the wife of his youth and his wonderful daughter. Don't you liberals have compassion for THEM?

    Well, I guess this debunks the response below of "good one." Au contraire...I say "bad one!"

    *******

    There was an elderly man who slowly walked up to the White House, where there was a young Marine guard. The old man says to the guard, "I have traveled quite aways and I wish to see Bill Clinton." The guard looks at the old man and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but Bill Clinton is not here any longer, there is now a different president." The old man says, "Oh I see," then leaves.

    The very next morning the same guard was standing there, and who do you think returns, slowly approaching again? Sure enough it was the old man, and the guard figured he had a different question, but again he says, "I would like to see Bill Clinton." The guard patiently tells the man again, "Sir, as I indicated yesterday, Mr. Clinton no longer resides at this office." The old man nods, and then strolls away.

    Day three: Same scenario - the guard is standing there and along comes the old man, who again insists, "I want to see Bill Clinton." The guard, becoming somewhat frustrated looks at the man and tells him, "Sir, this is the third day you have come here asking for Bill Clinton, even though I have made it perfectly clear he doesn't live at the White House any longer. What else can I do to convince you, don't you understand, sir?"

    The old man looks at the guard straight in the eye and says, "As I told you, I have traveled quite a distance. You have told me that Bill Clinton does not live here any longer. Yes, young man, I do understand it, but you see...I JUST LOVE HEARING IT!”

    The young Marine smiles warmly and says in agreement, "Sir...I'll look forward to seeing you again tomorrow!"

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha I like it. Thats funny! Go Hilary Clinton!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL thats a good one!!! Cause this country is more than screwed.

  • 1 decade ago

    Great, great.

    My boyfriend wants one that says, "Yeah, well, the President was on Honor Roll too."

    But that's a great one.

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