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You end up going to hell, only to discover....?

Darth Cheney is Satan. What do you say to him?

This Satanic question has been brought to you courtesy of Jack

Update:

By the way, I'm NOT the one giving the thumbs-down; my thumbs-down stalker is apparently having a spree tonight.

And Darth, you know I love you! ;)

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Guys, that's not me. That's VT Cheney.

    LOL, if the tape or the ruler come from Sister Matylda, I'm going to be looking forward to it.

    <edit>it's all in fun, Jack. Hope you don't take any of my stuff seriously.

    Source(s): actually been hit by a nun with a ruler
  • 1 decade ago

    I'm not going to hell. But if I did, I would say to Darth Cheney, "You are an idiot." Peace.

    Source(s): My imagination
  • PENMAN
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    You know Darth I notice the floor glowing,

    but this dark spot Im standing in.....

    Did you pee here?

  • 1 decade ago

    Just hold your bisquit, Mr. Cheney, my Father will be snatching me right out of here.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd be like "Sweet, yet another place I have a hook up!"

    It'd be kinda like having your friend working the door at a club or working as a bartender. Cha-ching!

  • There must be a mistake! I'm in the wrong place!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You've been there before.

    what to say to Dick Cheney? So,you own this place too.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would say

    "WHAT THE CHENEY AM I DOIN" HERE???"

    and then I would say

    "you promised me a free light saber"

    haHAAAA!

  • darth cheney.. what scares you most? the tape or the ruler??

    lmfao!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Gday - and who the Hell are you when you're at home?

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