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An Accident Without a Lawyer?

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?"

"How do I know?" the driver responds. "I'm not a lawyer!"

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  • Me
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Hilarious! That is Funny!

    1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"

    2nd Officer: "Who?"

    1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"

    2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"

    1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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