Trouser snake?

ha ha ha... you got the one right!

That is so wrong...who ever gave you that info is an idiot.

Gaboon Vipers are deadly and have very potent venom they also have the longest fangs, they can be up to two inches long.

Black Mamba's are considered the deadliest snake in the world and they are also very fast.

*Krstl*

I actually own one...they are very hard to handle and can grow at will to 3 or 4 times thier normal length!!!

My girlfriend seems to know the trick on how to tame it though...

A trouser snake is a male sex organ, someone is messing with you. I'm sorry.

you can beat that snake off with a pocket fisherman

Yep. It's right up there with the lap lizard.

If you see one don't approach. They are like a feral dogs, you never know what they might carry.

its the worst lol, its the same as sitting on a toadstool (you get the baby bump)

They *are* dangerous, but easy to charm.