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I am an Agateist, can you prove me wrong?

They tell me there is a Mr. Gates who is wealthier than nations; who empowers all the businesses and who holds all the data (knowledge) in his Emerald City. They say he has laws and can punish me for breaking them. Some laws (rules) only hurt my system, but he can put me into a hellish prison for breaking others (piracy). They say he has enemies who make other systems to compete with his, and even others to crash the systems of anyone who follows him.

I DON'T BELIEVE. I looked in the Windows box and nothing was there. I turned over to Linux and dared Gates to smite me and nothing happened. I don't believe in Gates! He is a myth! He's not in the box, he's not in the computer and he can't stop me from downloading pirated music.

Everyone who believes in Gates is a fool. Can you prove me wrong?? If you even try, I will mock you.

Update:

Bill? You mean he has another name?

I'm definitely NOT believing in a Gates who also has another name!

When I converted to Linux I dared him to smite me and he didn't even whisper to me.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    um haha haha?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Get some sleep, buddy. It'll be ok in the morning. What is the statute of limitations?

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha - very funny. Go ahead - write your book on Agateistism!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is funny.

    My only question is what were you doing up so late?

    Or was it that you were up early?

    Pastor Art

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i saw him on interview the other day it was pretty funny you mean bill right

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