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Myklia gets desperate?
Myklia that beautiful but proverbial dumb blonde was desperate for money having spent her last buying air at the local air fair. Decided the only way she'd get money was by kidnapping a kid so she went to the local playground and grabbed a good looking little boy and said "I've kidnapped you." She pinned a note to his sweater saying "I've kidnapped your son and you have to leave £10,000 under the apple tree at the end of the schoolyard." Signed "A Blonde" and sent the boy to his mum. The next day she checked under the apple tree and sure enough there was a paper bag containing the £10.000 and a note saying "How could you do this to a fellow blonde."
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- MYKLIA GLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
wonder if there's an business oportunity in there
Source(s): i could clean up lol - Queen LatifahLv 41 decade ago
LOL. Heres an insight into the life of a blonde:
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any of the phone buttons.
Source(s): Big Blonde Diary Room - Anonymous5 years ago
The DNC is always desperate that is why they sttttttttrech the truth or distort the truth because when you see the truth you are no longer fooled by their rhetoric. They Democrat leaders are the biggest hypocrites in America. The boo Bush but one person calling the president a lair they are outraged. They over look Charlie Rangel, Harry Reid, Barbara Boxier, Obama's cabinet choices, But hung out Delay for basically nothing. They tell you are bad to drive an SUV but it is OK to have a baby terminated up to delivery. They are a the pharisees of our generation.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahahahaha., nice one Jim, touche
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You'll suffer, I'm having a rest!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
nice one james
tis called revenge
hahaha
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