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bank manners?

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window,

The teller replies, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f**kin' checking account right now."

"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a f**kin' checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "and this b*tch is giving you a hard time?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    back to normal again thats good

    its star time

  • 1 decade ago

    I saw the whole thing with my dog(you know who he is). When he left, I went up to the teller and said "Excuse me, I'd like to open an account for sex." she replied "Will that be here or at your place?"

    Turns out she was a hooker

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    rofl sounds like the bank manager will comply with anyone with money. wonder what else he does for money....hmmmm lmao

    another star coming your way hun

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I no dats rite she should be fired 4 acting so damn dumb...lol...good 1..have a *

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  • 1 decade ago

    The best one Ive heard all day,

  • puma
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    pretty good that :) a star for you.....not asking q's tonight am trying to build up my score lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny, i like that one, have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol! That's a good one =]

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    UR definitely SICK MY LOVE!! Keep a LOW Profile my SWEETY!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    that is very funny and a very good example of some butt kissssssing

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