Kids and school?

There was a teacher that wanted to teach her first graders about taste and flavors. She told them to close their eyes, open their mouths and then she took a drop of orange juice and dropped some into each of their mouths. She asked them what the flavor was and they shouted in unison, "ORANGE!"

"Very good, children. Now let's try this again. Close your eyes and open your mouths wide again."

They did, and she decided to cross them up by placing a honey-flavored Life Saver on their tongues. She asked them what the flavor was, only to be met with wondering eyes and bewildered stares. "Here's a hint," she said. "Sometimes your mother calls your father this."

One kid in the back screamed fearfully, "SPIT 'EM OUT! THEY'RE ASSHOLES!"