Then there was the one about...?

Ever hear about the mischevous angel that came down from heaven and brought a hundred-year-old pair of statues (one male, one female, of course) to life? He told them they had one hour to do whatever they wished. The male statue winked at the female, and they both jumped behind the bushes. For about 30 minutes they giggled, thrashed about and made the "usual" noises, and then emerged from behind the bushes.

The angel, winking, told them, "You still have 30 minutes. Is there anything you would still want to do?"

The male statue told the female statue, "Okay, Baby, this time I'll hold the pigeon and YOU crap on its head!"