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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Car Race....?

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper.

He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the biketook off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, "...and you're not going to believe this, there is a guy on a bike honking his horn trying to pass....

Update:

PS> thanks guys for the stars, you can see my other jokes from my homepage!

Update 2:

they're not my jokes, well, they're not anybody's jokes..I don't know whose jokes they are but I'm relaying them...

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  • 1 decade ago
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    hehe that tickled me. hehe, still laughing

  • 5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    Wonderful!

  • 1 decade ago

    That was an unexpected and hilarious ending! Great joke-plan to share it with many.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ha, ha, ha!

    Good one!

    10/10 and a star for you! *

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny! Good One!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha pmsl nice 1 man

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMFAO...

    That was so freaking funny... I am going to show all my co-workers and make them laugh..

    thanks for the laugh

    keep them coming!!

    Source(s): You know its gotta be me!
  • 1 decade ago

    That guys probably wondering how there going to stop.

  • 1 decade ago

    Best one I heard all week.

    Thank-you for sharing it with us.

    A star is born !

    Source(s): SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS !
  • 1 decade ago

    lol. star 4 u

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