funny or not????

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This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work.  I was preoccupied with what 
my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I wasn't paying attention. 
 I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. 
"Great, just great", I moaned. 
The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me.  He was a dwarf.  He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window. 
He said, "I'm not happy." 
To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Clever and funny

breashears · Answer

Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a residence in a brand new housing progress and a woman replied the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little computer I have obvious in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combo of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He mentioned, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will consume it!" She mentioned, "Would you favor a fork?! We have not bought the energy on but!"

Anonymous · Answer

Haha, did you hear that on leno? because I think I did the other night <3

▒Bella▒ · Answer

No I think thats quite rude, and I've heard that joke before.

Anonymous · Answer

lame

Kris!atd · Answer

not.

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