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Why , Why , Why ???
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
20 Answers
- Kirk_84Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
F*cking Brilliant!!!
Not only were they funny but they are all true!
Definatly what I needed this morning.
A great big star for you!! xxx
- maniacLv 41 decade ago
wow......some of them had me wondering for a while as well!!!
the answer to most of them is....human nature!!!
were not as smart as we think!!!
my favourite question is the last one!!!!
i always do it...and have no idea why!!!!
here are some similar comments-
1. why do people point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. why are some people willing to get off their a*s to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually?
3. why do people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. why do people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. why do people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*ck*n floor.
6. Why do some people ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. why do they say something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. why do people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*ck*n does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. why do people ask, when you are waiting for the bus, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, idiot?
do you ever wonder about those?
cheers!!!
Source(s): http://www.cowsgomoo.com/ - Anonymous1 decade ago
There all so true n the first 1 made me laff coz u do press harder lol hahaha star 4 x.x
- 1 decade ago
lol good questions and i wish there where some good answers do you have those too or are we supposed to answer them well we return to fridge because we are forgetful we just checked there so why do it again well have you ever lost your keys and looked in a thousand places probably twice over and go to look again a low and behold there it is where you just looked not ten minutes again well we probably hope that the pizza found it's way back to the fridge again lols
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I know you can't answer a question with a question...but I don't think you were really expecting answers to these anyway...so here's mine.
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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- 1 decade ago
Got to admit..they are all true.Especially the one about why there are still apes..Have you been to a Man' Utd,match LOL
- HardrockLv 61 decade ago
They use sterilised needles for lethal injections because they do not want any anti biotics to enter.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very good questions
