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fascinate...star if funny....xx?

The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'Fascinate'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her b 0 0 bs are so big she can only fasten 8."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol. Good as per usual :) Star for you hun.

  • 1 decade ago

    Rolling on the floor.A star 4 u.

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny! Have a star.

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Great one there Vixen.!!!

    10/10 for a good laugh.!!!

    Cheers.!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    like it!

    i know a joke along the similar lines but contains swearing but i think i'll post it now anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahhaha.....star 3 for u

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hysterical. loved it!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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