Which one is worse?

I don't understand how he had a girlfriend AND a wife with such a little pecker.

Maybe he had really big fingers.

on the bright side, i have a new idea for a place to keep my watch when I play golf.

3, 2 and then 1 in that order.

The shame of having all your friend find out a wedding ring fits there when they read about it in the paper.

Not sure about this one, definately not 1) I shouldn't think he'd be bothered that his girlfriend found out he was married with all his other problems, 2) well we all know men do some very strange things with their willy's, probably wouldn't be that shocking, and 3) the guy could have really fat fingers, but hey probbly not that fat!

I would think it is a tie between 2 and 3. Both are pretty painful to deal with LOL. The girlfriend I wouldn't worry about. She isn't the main one who needs to be dealt with.

explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

#3

That's pretty messed up. I'd say that number 3 is the worst. Funny stuff.

The worst part is trying to get the vaseline out of the sheets.

I would have to say the question is the worse. Sorry, but there are 12 & 9 year olds who read this stuff. Report me if you want, but there is a limit to what should be allowed on here.