Luvatlanta

You kill me! You can sit around and fart on each other and just laugh!

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked

February------I loved

March--------I karate chopped

April----------I licked

May----------I jumped on

June----------I smelled

July-----------I did the Macarena With

August--------I had lunch with

September----I danced with

October-------I sang to

November-----I yelled at

December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a snowman

6-------a gangster

7-------my mobile phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbour

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a ggoat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19------ - a smurf

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a surfer

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink-----------because I'm crazy.

Red-----------because the voices told me to.

Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I think I need some serious help.

Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!

Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown---------because I can..

Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

None----------because I can't control myself!

Where is Karen, PCB, 4x4, Ace, Sister Margaret...

I did, my goal was not to do a (ad your own expletive) thing! I was very successful. Except for the (ad your own expletive) phones...

In hopes that he falls and passes out so I can administer mouth to mouth or at least apply pressure to any swelling.

Actually, I wish we could send him....

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/dekalb/stor...

YIKES!!! Sorry Munkey! I was rooting for the Saints on that one...After your devistation I want them to come back strong!

Hawk!

My boss conveniently had a "physical" this morning and then called at 1 to say he wasn't coming in. That gives him a 4 day weekend....Should I (A) call in sick on Tues. and have a 4 day weekend or (B) Call in sick next friday and have 2- 3 day weekends back to back? I'm shooting for (B) I think.

3 Suspensions?

Happy Hour In Georgia...A redneck is driving down a back road in South Georgia. A sign in front of a Restaurant reads: Happy Hour Special...Lobster Tail and Beer"

Lord Almighty" he says to himself,"My Three Favorite Things In Life

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the

patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your

penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

My email from her:

From: SOS

Subject: jealous

Message: of a bunch of attention seeking hos who are so far out of touch with reality they think an online sausage party is something to be jealous of. FUCKINGPATHETIC you are. And Roz is a lying, racist, ****. And you, my dear, are a sheep.

Is this a case of Big Brother?