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in the big city?
A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City.
For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw - especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.
The boy asked,
'What's that there, Paw?'
The father responded,
'Well son, I reckon I never did see nothing like this in my entire life. I got no darned idea what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened again and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said,
'Go git your Maw.'
23 Answers
- Jim Jnr MLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
LMSUIAO Come git me, I'm so ugly I scare the waxworks in Madam Tussauds
Source(s): Puggy Power - ?Lv 45 years ago
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- jamLv 51 decade ago
Bonjour madam
Naughty jokes lol
very funny 100%
One for you:
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".
lol
aurevoir
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahahhahaaaaa, some men are never satisfied with what they have pmsl.
I am nudge nudge wink wink lol.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
carp award pending
gold star time
Source(s): <(((>< see yer inbox - Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one!
