joke; late bus?

This is daggers aunt speaking. She has just passed out from the noxious gases my butt was releasing while it was asleep. I apologise for any inconvenience caused.

Now I'm off to the shop to get an antidote for her.

Wish me luck.

Bonjour madam

At that age thos enaughty jokes are so naughty and funny, seriously, hers one for you:

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding." "Can I see your driver's license?"

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.

She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an erection!

The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no-not the Breathalyzer again!"

lol

aurevoir

Such a sweet old dear!

Good one

nice 1 lol

Hahhahahaaaaa, funny and sweet, love that one hun.

loved it hun, gave me a giggle hehehe

Have a star

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lol i wouldnt of called u old but hey its your joke >>>>>>..runs lol

short n sweet

cool..

sure the old woman good in farting

lol that's funny. 10/10

I love your picture.