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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    nice one

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol!

    very funny!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yeh its alright

    have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha

    good enough for a star

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Excellent stuff ha , very good

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    True the more you drink the nicer they look, lol.!!!

    Good one.!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    very good ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    Nah this one anit that funny

    sorry no STAR on this one

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.....that's a good one!!! lol

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

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