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A blonde pulls in her driveway and walk into her house. She smells smoke as she opens the door and realizes her house is on fire. She grabs the phone and dials 911 to call the fire department to report the fire.

The operator on the other end answers and the blonde screams frantically, "Help, my house is on fire!"

The operator tries to calm the blonde and asks her what her address is. The blonde says, "123 Oak Street, please hurry!"

The operator then asks the blonde, "How do we get there?"

The blonde replies, "DUH, in a big red truck!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Made me chuckle, thanks!!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Other than Firestar? Who said Firestar was my favorite? Haha! I mean, I love him and all, but for some reason the main characters are never my favorites... Hmm, this is a tough question... Let's see... Well, I love Leafpool and Squirrelflight. They're really good characters, some of my favorites in the entire series. In my opinion, the second series was the best. I really didn't like Jayfeather or Lionheart. Hollyleaf was mostly awesome, but then in the sixth book of the third series... *sighs* That's what happens to all the good characters, huh? Anyway, I also loved Graystripe. He's pretty awesome. But Leafpool, Squirrelflight, and Hollyleaf were probably my all time favorites. There are also some minor characters I absolutely loved. Like some of the kits in the second series. They were great.

  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent!

  • 1 decade ago

    Really, really funny. I award you a very big star

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  • Nova
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    sounds like the operator was blonde, too

    :-DDD

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not bad at all! lol

  • Bbobs
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Hmm. sorry, star no star!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He he he

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

  • 1 decade ago

    okay this is not funny

  • 1 decade ago

    that is great

    star

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