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JUDAS PRIEST
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JUDAS PRIEST asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

question about heaven?

i saw jesus downtown today, and he asked me for a dollar, so i gave him one. do i get to go to heaven? ... he said i would.

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  • genaddt
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Yeah, a buck to Jesus but St. Peter will nail you at the gate... better bring a few C notes.... hey it seems like a lot of people try to buy their way to heaven so why not.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    they used to sell passage into heaven in the medieval days, i forgot what they called them. if you bought it from jesus, i think he can get you in, even if it was just a dollar.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double-entendre. So he gave her one!

  • 8theist
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Yes, but there is a time limit.

    One dollar = 413,234 seconds

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lookin' rough, Rob Halford!

  • afterbirth07
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Popes In A Volkswagen... no? Its a neverending quest to find the joke question....

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    You don't go to heaven by good works. You go by God's grace.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You should have asked Him for brains...

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