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JUDAS PRIEST
Lv 4
JUDAS PRIEST asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

memebers of satans army?

UNITE! lol....

Update:

do you get any cool super powers with that or what?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I will command a brigade of atheist free thinkers. We won't actually do anything, since there is no satan. However we will annoy christians with questions they can't answer.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd like to know how I'm supposed to be a member of satan's army when I'm a pacifist?

    Do I get a plastic sword and toy gun?

  • Jeff C
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You fail to realize now (one day you and ALL nonbelievers WILL for EVERY knee will bow and EVERY tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord) but in the end , God wins out as Satan and the false prophet are tossed into the Lake of Fire.

    I pray you make a decision for Christ while you are still drawing breath. For TODAY is the day of salvation. Tomorrow is promised to nobody.

    Onward Christian soldiers!

  • Sal D
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    HMMM--More fodder for me. My katana awaits and is hungry.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    You're not really a member, are you?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no he will just make you dance to his tune like puppets....best to find real salvation..

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