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Rabbit joke?

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    No wait.....still funny...

    ha ha ha ha ha

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Bunny Rabbit Jokes

  • 1 decade ago

    Whhoo weally dus?

  • 1 decade ago

    That's pretty funny. A good one.

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  • 1 decade ago

    OMG! My mouth just dropped open. That's just mean. LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    OOh, a thly thilly one woo are.

  • Amy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    i heard it, but she said, " i don't fink my pet python gives a phuck"

  • 1 decade ago

    thats pretty funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha nice i like it

  • 1 decade ago

    hehe too cute...u get a star!

  • 1 decade ago

    rotflol

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