Clocks joke?

A democrat died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly

Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are

all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered,

"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time

you lie, the hands on your clock move."

"Oh", said the democrat.

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never

moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the democrat.

"And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have

moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire

life."

"Where's Bush's clock?"

asked the democrat.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office...

He's using it as a ceiling fan!"