You caught your partner in bed with someone else?

a violent one !

Probably one of the violent variety with lots of screaming involved and possibly a broken knick knack or two after pulling the little hussy off my bed and giving her a good punch in the mouth and doing the same to my man. I have a nasty temper (I'm Cuban and Irish, I've been doomed since birth). I may forgive him eventually-but not until he had groveled and walked over coals to prove his remorse.

I caught my wife with someone, and my first reaction was to grab the 12 ga. shotgun, it was loaded with rock salt, he and the now x-wife ran out and down the road, I fired three shots at them and he got the worst of it . the doctors took 60 plus pieces of salt out of his backside

I'd say since you have that woman there doing wifely duties, when you're done send her out to wash the windows and cook dinner.

in all honesty how would you expect me to react..i would definately throw a fit..something would go flying and my partner would probably be on the sidewalk wondering what the hell happened...the next thing would be..well..my lawyer would be in touch...

kick the both of them out the house naked for good, no ifs and butts, and also might hit him where it hurts and keep the house

words cannot be put on here to express my reaction.

I'll move on after i kill him.

something like this:

AAHHHHHHHHHHHH♥!

andd thenn i`d pass out xP

fall over laughing (it would never happen)