witch2order

I'm based in Singapore and local TV not showing. Please help, thanks.

So said health organisation. How about sex? Must we wear mask when making love?

What will you say and to whom?

I mean right now my nose is blocked and runny at the same time, body aching but no temperature. Do i call the doctor?

Past and present

Just wondering if Rowling is gonna tell us some more dirty little secrets anytime soon.

I am travelling with 2 kids aged 10 and 11 to Osaka, Kyoto and Tokyo from 3 DEC till 12 DEC. Wonder what's the weather like in these 3 places and also where would be a good place to buy Nitendo devices with tax refund. As we are going free and easy i would like to know if there's anything i should not miss while staying in the 3 places. I've done my homework and plan to take the Sunrise Tours for Kyoto and Hakone but other than that i dunno what else to add on. The floating shrine looks good but its kinda expensive. Imagine spending USD$1000 on just a one day tour ( from Osaka ) for 1 adult and 2 kids. Any advice would be very much appreciated, thanks.

for past 15 yrs and i am 33 yr old as of now. Tell me honestly how long can i expect my life span to be?

What else i can count if i am allergic to wool?

invented by the Wonder Woman?

What would be your reaction?

Then pray tell me what is a woman's best friend?

( I've heard diamonds are a girl's best friend and if its the case then we men have been short-changed )

does that mean I am somehow related to Bill Gates ?

To find Britney Spears in your bed, what would you have done?

Joe is studying a course on Ornithology which is the study of birds. The time comes for his important final exams.

He goes home and spends the whole night memorising all his textbooks and notes.

The following day he goes into the exam hall fully prepared and confident. He sees 10 stuffed birds on the table and each of them has a sack covering its body leaving just its legs showing.

His professor then says,"Now students, i want you all to look carefully at the legs of all the birds on the table and correctly label the common name of each and every one. You may begin now."

Joe looks hard at those legs. But no matter how he looks at them he still cannot figure out what kind of birds they are. He is so frustrated and angry that after 20min he yells, "That's it! This is ridiculous! I am leaving!"

His professor is shocked by his outburst and calls out to him,"Wait! What is your name?"

Joe turns around and angrily lifts up the leg of his trousers and said,"Now YOU tell me!"

I heard it mentioned on New Detectives but i'm not sure what it means. Also how do you use it in a sentence?

who took the nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens?

a) Zac Effron

b) Her girlfriend

c) Her father

d) Mickey Mouse

( Any other probable suggestions are welcome )

MILWAUKEE - U.S. Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner, already a millionaire and heir to the Kimberly-Clark fortune, is on a lucky streak. The Republican hit it big in 1997 with a $250,000 jackpot in the District of Columbia lottery. Then, last spring, he won $1,000 prize in the Wisconsin lottery, and he won another $1,000 in that lottery last week.

Oh my god and to think i have been slogging for 18years and i am still trying to pay off my mortgage on the house.

Virginity is something ________________________

Fill in the blank with a suitable word and the phrase is something you tell a cowardly person.