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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.
Q: How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard
Q: How is a woman like a cond om?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your di ck.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in America.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband.
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $5 a minute.
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.
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- JasonLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Good ones there.
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A woman will not accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Won't be able to tell that one much longer.
- hussainiLv 45 years ago
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- JAM123Lv 71 decade ago
Ha ha ha.!!!
Loved all of them, had me laughing Vixen.!!!
10/10 for excellent ones.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
loved them all! star for you!
