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Funny Joke?

A man walks into a bar. At the end of the bar there's a horse and next to the horse there is a giant jar of money.

So the man asks the bartender whats the horse and the jar of money for?

he replies "You put 5 dollars in the jar and try to make the horse laugh. If you do The jar is yours"

So the man puts 5 dollars in the jar and whispers something into the horses ear. The horse immediately starts cracking up.

The man takes the jar of money and leaves.

A week later he returns to the bar.

The horse is at the end of the bar again with another huge jar of money.

The bartender explains that this time you have to make the horse cry.

The man puts 5 dollars in the jar.

He then leads the horse into the back room of the bar.

when he leads the horse out a few minutes later, it is weeping.

How did you do that? the bartender asked.

the man replied "making him laugh was easy, i just told him i had a bigger penis"

"well then how did you make him cry"

"I showed him."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    HA HA HA I give you a star baby!

  • 5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think I've heard this one once before a long time ago, but still funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG take a star

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i relly did lol nice star for u im tellin ppl this one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg lol funny

  • 1 decade ago

    that's a good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol hahahaha have a wee star :)

  • 1 decade ago

    that's funny

  • 1 decade ago

    haha..........heard it b4.........still funny tho

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