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Blonde Pilot Joke?
A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter.
She went to the airport, but the only one available
was a solo-helicopter.
The instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes,
and he could instruct her
via radio. So up the blonde went.
She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly.
She reached 2,000 feet.
The blonde and the Instructor
kept talking via radio.
Everything was going smoothly.
At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly
came down quickly! It skimmed the top of
some trees and crash landed in the woods.
The instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed
out to see if the blonde was okay.
As he reached the edge of the woods,
the blonde was walking out.
'What happened?' the instructor asked. 'All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet.
What happened then?'
'Well,' began the blonde,
'I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan.'
4 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
ha ha ha why would any one let her fly anything?