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A Love Story??? Joke?

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,

"What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches

and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her

how many peaches were in the can. She replied six.

The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the

woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say

something. The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

(Now you see why I had several question marks after the title, Don)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    YOU GET A STAR....... i loved it lol its sooo funny.....

    rock on

  • 1 decade ago

    good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It sucks.... I don't get it!!!!

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