20 Ways To Tell You Are Grown Up, Joke?

#20. You drink at home to save money before going to the bar

#19. 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work

#18. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

#17. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

#16. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good sh*t."

#15. You go to the store for Ibuprofin & antacid NOT condoms & home pregnancy tests.

#14. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

#13. Dinner & a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

#12. You take naps.

#11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

#10. You're the one calling the cops because the f*cking kids next door won't turn the stereo down.

#09. Jeans & sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

#08. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14

#07. Your friends marry & divorce instead of "hook up" & "break up."