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joke::::::::arrested?
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, "Gonzales said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
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- bilbo bLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta
The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing
discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda
terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls.
The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting
the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but
Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate
and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following
children:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Excellent!
- Queen LatifahLv 41 decade ago
Be careful of the Al-gorithm group, headed by Al-Gore.
They're a gory lot, They use weapons of mass gore-struction.
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- Smile =DLv 51 decade ago
LOL
you have to be a mathematician to get this!!! get it?? LOL I RUINED IT LOOOL
good one XD
happy algebra =]
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Huh?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ha ha ha
another clever funny one
- 1 decade ago
Yeah,a fun filled joke which has some"Math-e-matics"in it..
Nice one....
Source(s): I'm one of the members of the famous"Al-gebraic"movement,recently discovered at Y!answers.
