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Got a joke for you!!!!?
There were 3 mice in a pub having a pint and discussing who was the toughest,
the first mouse explains that he's the toughest as he steals cheese from mouse traps and when the bar comes down he bench presses it 3 times and throws it to one side.
The second mouse say's thats nothing,I crush rat poison up and snort it,as he's finishing his sentence the third mouse stands up and heads for the door,
where are you off to asks the two mice,the third mouse replies home to shag the cat.lol.
8 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
HAHAHA omg that was hilarioous!!
i LOVE it lol
- 1 decade ago
that was boring, next time come up with something that can make my day...please! here's a joke for ya, a smart blonde joke: A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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