lisa/alan h

a scouser is sitting at a bar having a pint when a poof walks in and sits next to him,the poof leans over and whispers in his ear do you want a *******?the scouser stands up drags him outside and beats him half to death,entering the bar again the barman asks what did that guy whisper in your ear?to which the scouser replied dunno something about a job.

3 mice sitting at a bar having a few beers discussing whos the hardest

1st mouse.im the hardest i take cheese from mouse traps and when the bar comes down i bench press it a few times and throw it away.

2nd mouse.thats nothing i take the pellets from rat traps crush them up and snort rthem

just at that the 3rd mouse stands up finishes his beer and heads for the door the other to mice ask where are you going and he replys home to shag the cat..haha

did jim leighton ever play for rangers and have rangers evr had a keeper with the surname roberts?

its only a few months old and already takes a lot longer to start up,download and stuff can anyone help?

its an old guy that sung it years ago and westlife covered it.it was played in a scene of the family a series on channel 4 last week.can anyone help?

pain relieve when in labour with them anyone who had used one could you give me your comments thank you xcx xcx

Three guys are on a buisness trip and check into a hotel for the night. Once inside they are told it will cost 30 pounds for the room which will be 10 pounds each. They pay and get escorted to their room,a short time later the maid chaps their door and explains that there has been a mistake and they have been overcharged.The maid explains the room is only 25 pounds therefore gives them back one pound each and keeps the other 2 pound as a tip. So,they have each paid 9 pounds and as 9x3 is 27 plus the 2 pound the maid took is 29 where did the other pound go?

Everybody loves Raymond or King of queens

A farmer has a fox,a chicken and a bag of oats.He has to transport them safely from one bank of a lake to the other but can only accomadate one aswell as himself at any one time.

If he takes the fox first the chicken will eat the oats

If he takes the oats first the fox will eat the chicken

If he takes the chicken first and goes back for another he'll be faced with the same dilema,how does he do it?

Dinos of to the jail to get passed about like a dirty book ha ha ha.

There were 3 mice in a pub having a pint and discussing who was the toughest,

the first mouse explains that he's the toughest as he steals cheese from mouse traps and when the bar comes down he bench presses it 3 times and throws it to one side.

The second mouse say's thats nothing,I crush rat poison up and snort it,as he's finishing his sentence the third mouse stands up and heads for the door,

where are you off to asks the two mice,the third mouse replies home to shag the cat.lol.

Our biggest ever defeat to Celtic 7-1 in 1957 (sorry to remind everyone)can anyone tell me who was in goal for Rangers?Get your thinking caps on.

Where's the justice in that?

to people with a profesion what do you think about this,is this a good idea or not?