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funny joke three mice haha?
3 mice sitting at a bar having a few beers discussing whos the hardest
1st mouse.im the hardest i take cheese from mouse traps and when the bar comes down i bench press it a few times and throw it away.
2nd mouse.thats nothing i take the pellets from rat traps crush them up and snort rthem
just at that the 3rd mouse stands up finishes his beer and heads for the door the other to mice ask where are you going and he replys home to shag the cat..haha
4 Answers
- babyboomerLv 71 decade ago
Realllllly cute!!! LOL!!! Here's one for you:
A doctor that did circumcisions after many years decides its time to retire. All the circumsicions he did over the years, he saved the foreskins. He took the big garbage bag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company. He says "Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring." His friend says "Come back in two weeks and I'll have something nice for you.
So he goes in two weeks to see what his friend made him. When he shows up two weeks later, his friend presents him with five nice wallets. He says to his friend "wallets!? Is that all i get after all these years!?" His friend says "Relax, my friend.You see, its not just ordinary wallets. After you rub them for a while, it becomes a five piece luggage set.
- ?Lv 45 years ago
extremely a laugh. To nit-p.c.. nonetheless: "Why do not cats play poker interior the jungle? Too many cheetahs. " Cheetahs tend to stay in grasslands and savannahs extra suitable than jungles.
