Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.
Trending News
Medical Advancement?
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing . We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man,and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced we take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man,and have both of them looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind us. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
14 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
BRILLIANT i loved it !!
I am going to use that joke over here (England) but change the address to
10 Downing Street.
- Anonymous5 years ago
First off, 'google'-ing a few statistics is NOT called doing a study. Secondly, restrictions are in place for a reason. Will you allow US doctors to openly test products and procedures on all forms of animals without opposition? If so, maybe we can make some breakthroughs. Libs cry when they see a sad monkey or a polar bear on an ice cap. Stock footage that they show once every decade to pump more money out of the left fringe. We either drop restrictions completely or keep them up and hinder ourselves. I sorta agree with you on this.
- WonderstarLv 61 decade ago
Lo that was ssoo funny,but watch out for the FBI,never mind before they get you I'll give you a star.
- How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Funny, but sadly it's also true ! Gets a star from me.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hehe your a funny kiddo
- Anonymous1 decade ago
wow wasn't expecting that. peace on earth
