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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke: Successful Sons?

Four men went to play golf one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."

The second man said, "My son is a car salesman, and now owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.

The third man , not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."

The fourth man joined them at the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The fist man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and a go-go dancer at a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, and brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahaha wow! thats the funniest joke i ever heard!

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Pmsl, what a way to out the others sons...Awesome hun. Thx for the laugh, keep em coming

    starred

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny. Pity it's a joke 'cos that would be a great way to shut up some of the boasting b********s in any club.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant joke..made me laugh!

    10/10

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahah!

    Nice nice.. Lol... There should be more of this than some of those racist stuffs here in yahoo...

    You just made my day happy again my friend! XD

  • 1 decade ago

    Ja Ja Ja That is the best joke i have ever heard...

    Omg The whole office was just stearring at me like

    man are you o.k?

    I have printed your work and showed it to everyone........

    very very funny.....

  • 1 decade ago

    now i know where a certain member of my family, is getting all these gifts from, pmsl hun that was a good one

    have a star

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Perfection ur joke tops my day hahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one

  • 1 decade ago

    holy crap. This is 'bout far the funniest joke ever. LOL. Great going.

    Source(s): By the way people. when you see someone posting something that says you can make 1.00 per minute by investing please report. Thats spam.
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