i was abducted by Green aliens..they want me to produce kids..?

your children will come back to find you and wonder why you were never there for them.

What would happen now? I suspect we'll see the first ever alien on Montel, who, as we all know is the only reliable source for paternity tests. You are probably going to be on a future episode of "Who My Baby Daddy: The Space Edition."

With any luck, the female alien "got around" and the real father will be from another galaxy. Otherwise, get yourself a good intergalactic attorney as the child support payments are likely inevitable.

So, do you feel dirty and used? If not, you should you tramp! You give the impression that all of us earthlings are easy. If the alien promised to call you, forget it because aliens are notorious for getting their jollies and then moving on to the next conquest. By the way, those green jobs coined the phrase "Love'em and leave'em." By now I bet your name, phone number and "for a good time abduct" is on the wall of an alien bathroom in Alpha Centauri.

so you did it with the alien female. Write a book and get rich.Science fiction seems to be your specialty. May even be enough material there for a movie or TV series. Could call it the GREEN Light Zone.

You'll have to pay child support! Hope the Green Alien conversion rate for cash is less than the American dollar!

Well... you know... just because human women birth the children... that does not mean that aliens work the same way. You may be the one giveing birth to some funny lookin kids my friend... if they want to do an anal probe... well... thats their way of doing a sonogram.

Hmmm!

The offspring of the alien will probably come after you. Incarcerate yourself in the safety of the US government.

you will begin to levitate soon and you will produce a litter of 100 little green smelly alien babies once a month for the rest of your life.

That's so cool! I was in a similar situation. But the Aliens were Red! Too cool...

If your sperms are strong enough to survive the alien's vaginal protection, well then sooner you'll be a daddy with cute green babies.

You will more than likely have a raging case of Space Herpes. There is no cure. Your winky will get green oozing sores and then it will fall off. Sux for you!!