Now that Al Gore won the nobel prize, will I finally get recognition of helping him build the "internets"?

You were nowhere near Albert Gore when he invited the Internets. But I somehow recall your presence when Tipper first donned her slutty fishnets. I laughed out loud when you told her she looked like she was crabbing. Oh, those were the Danes. The tooth fairy called and has reneged on providing you with capital for all of Al's teefs. You'd better renegotiate or you'll not be able to afford sprockets to the Word Series in Cleveland.

He invented Global Warming.

Are internets something like Monica Lewinsky?

Al Gore has only 426 teeths.

He lost one in that "Harry Potter vs. the color blue incident" we don't talk about.

*sigh*

You will get recognition if there is a global warming for it.