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Best Blonde Joke Ever!!?
BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER
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> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
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> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
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> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
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> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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> She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
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> "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
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> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
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> "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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I'm glad you all enjoyed that. Have a great day!!!
13 Answers
- Jeni RLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
Oooh, thats a good one, being a blonde, it did take me a while to get, but worth the 30 minutes of re-reading it untill I got it.
- 1 decade ago
ok heres one: One day a blond colored her hair brown and was driving past a sheep farm.
She stoped and asked the farmer
"If i can guess how many sheep you have can i have one sheep:?
Well the farmer agreed, she guessed the number.
The farmer was surprised and let her pick a sheep.
She sead i want this one
The farmer looked puzzled and sead if i can guess your true hair color can i have my sheep back.
She agreed, he sead shes a blond.
The blond was amazed and sead how did you know
The farmer sead "mam can i have my dog back?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahahahahahahaha
my favorite~
I've heard it b4 but with the tiger **frosted flakes**
lol
great
thanx sooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
~xx* C= *xx~
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
That was hilarious. Thanks for giving me a smile first thing in the morning!!! I really needed it!!! * for you!!! * enjoy! "10"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
thanks 4 putting a smile on my face
- Anonymous1 decade ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HE HE HE LOL!!!!!!!!!=)â¥
