momof3greatkidsandadog

I'm going to a Retro 70's party this weekend, and I'm looking for an appetizer to bring. I'm having a hard time coming up with something. I was thinking of pigs in a blanket or sausage balls, but anything else would be great. Thanks alot!!

My daughter needs one size up from the brown paper lunch bags. Does anyone know what size that would be? Thanks.

I'm madly in love with my husband. We've got 3 great kids (3,5,8) I'm home all day with kids. My husband gets angry with me if I don't initiate sex with him. On the other hand I'll get upset with him if he doesn't pay attention with me. We do have a very healthy sex life. On average, we have sex 3-5 times a week. I tell him that I give of myself all day by either taking care of the kids, cooking dinner or taking care of the house. I feel that at the end of the day I deserve someone to pay attention to me. We do use some sex toys, but only on me. He doesn't like them for himself. He says he lives to make me happy in the bedroom. Like I said before, I am madly in love with my husband and just need some ideas on how to initiate 2 times a week.

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Check this out if you have time. It is really neat. Kind of a different

perspective on Halloween.

http://www.pne.ca/videoclip.htm

BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER

>

>

> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

>

> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

>

> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

>

> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

>

> She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

>

> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

>

> "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

>

> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

>

My sweet daughter had an accident on my lazyboy. I used Oxi-Clean, but the smell is still there. Can anyone give suggestions on how to get the smell out that won't cost an arm & a leg. Thanks!!